TILA IN HONG KONG AND TOKYO!
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Friday Sept. 26th
HOOKING UP INTRO: FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!Here is a little preview to what's in store for my book "HOOKING UP WITH TILA TEQUILA" Let me know if you like it so far! I can't wait to let you read the rest! It's sooo good! hehe....
FUCK OFF. That’s right. I know what you’re thinking: Tila Tequila wrote a book? What does that bitch have to say? Can she even fucking write?!
Well, APPARENTLY I can. I mean, I write blogs all of the time, don’t I? And someone’s reading them, right? I’ve only got something like three MILLION friends on MySpace. That equals a whole lot of fans…and stalkers…plus plenty of secret admirers, too, who I’m sure are taking a great deal of sick, guilty pleasure in logging on to keep up with what I’ve got to say. I’m tired of giving that shit away for free. So buy my book, bitch!
Alright now, don’t get all mad. I’m just telling it like it is. I know a lot of people first perceived me as an obnoxious, slutty bimbo. Not only do I know it…but I’ve learned to embrace it and use it to my advantage. Because while everyone thought I was sitting around my house, practicing my pole dancing, I’ve been building an EMPIRE.
I can hear you being all like, “I still don’t know what the hell she does.” Well, for one thing, I’m a fucking author. Yes, DARLING, an author! Doesn’t that sound intelligent? You can add it to my long list of accomplishments, which includes model, singer, actress, clothing designer, reality television star, internet maven, humanitarian and survivor.
SURVIVOR. That last one makes me the proudest. Because it was the hardest to come by, and really, it’s the foundation on which I built everything else. This agro way I have of talking, of telling people to shut the fuck up when they hate on me…it’s not really the real me. It’s just part of me. It’s the ferocious front I had to put up during all of the years when I was busting my ass, pulling myself up from nothing to finally be someone.
And not just anyone. But someone with her own TV show, “A SHOT AT LOVE WITH TILA TEQUILA,”…someone who TIME magazine called the Madonna of MySpace… someone who’s been on the cover of STUFF, BLENDER, and KING magazines…someone who’s been on Hot Lists in ROLLING STONE and MAXIM…and best of all, someone who actually feels confident enough to let people get close.
This confidence is a new development. And it means I can finally relax enough to share my story and use it to encourage my fans to discover and be true to themselves while tearing ass down the path to following their dreams. It also means I can do the one thing I still value most, find TRUE LOVE. I mean REAL true love. The FOREVER kind.
My whole life, I’ve been fighting. Literally. Getting into fist fights, and street fighting, and fighting verbally for everything I believed. Being 4 foot 11 didn’t help. I seriously think I’ve got little man’s syndrome! My shitty childhood didn’t help either. And I’ve always had the kind of dreams that don’t just get handed to you. Everything was a fight in my life, to the point where I felt like, if I wasn’t fighting, there must be something wrong. But then, the craziest thing happened.........TO BE CONTINUED......
TO READ THE ENTIRE BOOK AND FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, PLEASE PRE-ORDER MY BOOK IN THE LINKS BELOW! LET ME KNOW IF YOU LIKE WHAT I WROTE SO FAR!!!!!! YAYYYYY!
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August 25th 2008
I am currently writing you from my Penthouse Suite in Hong Kong! I am here to be a part of a celebrity Poker tournament....ohhhhh I hope I win so wish me luck everyone! This one's for you! hehe....
Then after my 3 day poker tournament, I will be jettsetting over to TOKYO to do a little shopping and take some fun pics for you all! Tokyo is absolutely AMAZING! It's so colorful and the people are so much fun....and of course, I just mainly love the shopping....did I say that already? LOL....
Well I am really tired right now so I just ordered room service and gonna go to bed in a few hours. I have to get some rest so I can be the next World Poker Champion! hahahaha! I wish!
Anyway, I just wanted to check in and say hi to you all! I will be back in time for the VMA's on September 7th! So excited!!! I love you all and of course will take plenty of pics for you all! Stay out of trouble while I am away....or at least wait until I return ok? Wish me luck! KISSES!